Thursday, March 24, 2005

Project Annihilation

When her iTrip passed on to gadget heaven, this blogger requested (and received) a new one from the manufacturer. In return, they asked for photographic evidence that her defective original had been destroyed. So she build an iTrip detruction device from model rocket engines to incinerate her poor toy. See the "photographic evidence" (and videos)here.

[Via BoingBoing]

Monday, March 21, 2005

They blew up her scooter. Just because.

This is funny. I'd link to it, but it's just a sidebar item without its own page, so I'll quote it in its entirety. From Wired News:

Motor vehicle officials told Heidi Brown she could park her new scooter outside the vehicle registration office while she waited for her license plates. Then the army blew it up. Officials in Ipswich, England, confirmed they evacuated surrounding office buildings and closed off three roads before destroying the moped in a controlled explosion -- locals had 'raised concerns' it could be a bomb. 'The moped was chained to the perimeter fence outside the building,' said a Suffolk police representative. 'We weren't able to identify whose vehicle it was because there were no license plates on it.' If she'd only had those plates on.
-- Beverly Hanly

Sounds like the Ipswich bobbies were just a little frustrated with sissy little scooters running around town. They want to be more like the states, with a new H2 in every garage.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About

Few things have ever been this funny. That's all I'm gonna say. Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About

Clarification: Obviously this has nothing to do with me. "Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About" is the title of this guy's funny yakkity-yak. That is all.
[Via Screenhead]

My New Caribou


My new caribou head form arrived today. Check out those spooky blue human manniquin eyes. I've (tentatively) decided to cover him in extraordinarily fake-looking "fur"--possibly leopard print--in the spirit of this fine project (yeah, I know, I'm not that original after all, but the internet is a collection of collaborative ideas).

I also suppose that his (her?) future presence on the wall of my house could be seen as being in mourning for the newly-announced drilling in the ANWR, considering the timing. In that light, maybe I should make him look as close to a real caribou as possible, but with some sort of resinous black scum hanging off of him like oil sludge. Consider this an open solicitation for ideas on what to do to cover him with and what to name him. I'll blog the project and you'll get props.

[Original interest via BoingBoing]

Update: The ideas are coming in. The best so far is to incorporate a kegerator, run an insulated beer line up to the head, and serve Moose Drool out of his mouth. One antler could be articulated to function as a tap control. I like this! (Thanks, Gene!)

Thursday, March 17, 2005

SETI Fiction: They're Made Out Of Meat

Great SETI fiction story from setileague.org, which (so far as I can tell) seems to be a site devoted to the creative imaginings of the SETI fan crowd: SETI Fiction: They're Made Out Of Meat

[Via Make Zine Blog]

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Last night I had to be in the lab at 3 AM (I was waiting for some cells to grow), so I was down in the pool hall really late. I happened to be there when a bunch of wannabe-hard High School kids (Cleevies?) came in to play. Not long thereafter, a couple of CSOs took the kids into custody (or detained them, so that the Portland 5-0 could take them, rather) because they had been spotted earlier tagging around campus. This got me thinking about the state of graffiti at Reed.

When I was a mere froshling, I was genuinely impressed by the graffiti at Reed. In high school, I repainted my room (kind of a diarrhea orange color that was supposed to look sandstone-ish) and wrote out passages from my favorite books in Sharpie on the walls, and the graffiti at Reed struck me as in the same vein but far more interesting and useful. There were real, well-reasoned and evolved conversations taking place above the urinal between people who, because they were in different academic departments, could hold vastly different but similarly intellectually-rich viewpoints on a topic. These people would probably never otherwise debate the points that were being raised on the bathroom wall because they operated in such different academic traditions. I also learned how to write YHWH in Hebrew on the wall above the urinal in the library bathroom, which sticks in my memory since at the time I was in the middle of reading the Old Testament.

Ever since my sophomore year, however, the graffiti has gone way downhill. From the idiotic limericks and 'your mom' jokes (not to mention the racist graffiti from some attention-whoring jerk whose mother apparently never hugged him enough), you'd think this was a Junior High School and we had all just discovered the f-bomb. If I were more charitable, I might think it actually was a bunch of 8th graders sneaking onto campus to write about the girl who once was from Nantucket, but it's much more likely that "New Reed" has corrupted and cheapened what was, in bygone days, an excellent mode of expression for a bunch of tower-bound intellectuals.

I think that graffiti--even apart from its capacity to provide for a debate experience that evolves and is frozen in time--is good for the Reed community. To hit an old cliche, it's yet another way to take control of what would otherwise be a fairly sterile and institutional environment. Like Renn Fayre, but in the bathroom. And like all such democratic technologies, graffiti will be a reflection of the people who use those bathrooms and take the time to write on the wall. But since the graf around here also reflects upon all of us, I wish it weren't just the dumbest shit a guy with a pen could think of. IMHO, it would brighten this place up if we made graffiti the norm again. That would also lessen the bad-boy appeal for throwing 'your mom was great last night' on the stall door, because you'd be exactly as cool and bad for doing so as the guy who just penned a short critique of US policy with regard to governmental oversight above the urinal.

In the same vein, here's a catalog of some MIT campus hacks. That is to say, here's how students at MIT have made the campus their own, and have shown how creative and classy people can be with access to the enormous resources of the ivory tower and the deep well of creativity of the smart people there.

[Via Hack-a-day, in a roundabout sort of way]

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Great anti-Big Radio rant on SF Gate:
"This is the problem with rock radio. It has become the last option, the thing you listen to only when all other options fail, when you're too tired to pop in a CD or too lazy to reach for the iPod or just a little too buzzed on premium tequila and postcoital nirvana to care about searching your glove box for that old AC/DC tape. In short, rock radio is for people who buy their Matchbox 20 CDs from Target."

My boss introduced me to a great San Francisco local radio station (KFOG, Thanks, J!) that streams broadcast over the internet with admirably low lag times. I frequently listen to it at work. If you're into that sort of thing, you should also check out We Funk Radio, a bitchin' all Hip Hop, Funk, and Soul streaming radio station with great variety, great DJs, no fees, and no advertising or commercials.

[Via The Red Ferret Journal]