While just about everybody and his parakeet is offering some sort of "best of 2004" gift guide roundup, I thought I'd give you what you've really been aching for this Festivus. I mean when you wake up in the middle of the night and you can just feel that something's wrong--your life has a gaping hole the size of Anna Nicole Smith in it, and you don't know what to fill it with. You could wander the Earth like Kane in Kung Fu, or I could just tell you to stuff that void where your soul used to be with the...drum roll please...

Narcoleptic Dog Roundup:

An historical overview of narcolepsy research by Dr. Emmanuel Mignot of the Stanford School of Medicine Link

A cataplectic attack experienced by two narcoleptic dobermans playing AVI Video Link

A cataplectic attack experienced by a narcoleptic daschund AVI Video Link

Larger video of both the attacks above narrated by Mignot AVI Video Link

A narcoleptic weimaraner has an eating-induced attack AVI Video Link

Of course, no narcoleptic dog round up would be complete without the Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog Music Video