This is why I love Gizmodo, even more than Engadget:

"Did you know Choctaw was one of the few languages that had a tense to indicate the veracity of the statement being said? I read that on Slashdot yesterday. Did you know Slashdot was staffed entirely by elves, or men dressed like elves? I love their little shoe bells, which are known as 'Gawlowski' in their melodious language. Did you know this PaperHub, a combination USB 2.0 and FireWire hub that doubles as a paper tray, was shown to me by press contact David Gawlowski, who works for the creator-company Pressure Drop, which has an office on Choctaw Road in Bend, Oregon? What are the chances?



Everything is interconnected into life's tapestry, which is like a poster, but made out of cloth and not paper, and with kings and chicken banquets on it instead of glowing, black light mushroom unicorns or Lamborghinis."