Bibleman! Bibleman! That's all I can say--Bibleman! Okay, I'll say more: Bibleman is one of the more perverse aspects of Hitler's Jerry Falwell's propaganda machine--he engages in "spectacular battles against the flamboyant villains of Darkness" in his silver plasticised body suit, with what appears to be a Jedi light saber in his hand (^h^h^h Ripoff!). In one episode:

Young Kayla falls prey to the sinister Shadow of Doubt and becomes discouraged about her faith. Bibleman attempts to help but soon becomes the Shadow’s next target and is turned from Scripture shouter to Scripture doubter. Aided by his loyal sidekick Coats, and protected by the Helmet of Salvation, Bibleman turns the tables on the Shadow of Doubt by relying on the truths in God’s Word.

That's right folks, he's protected by his tinfoil beanie helmet of salvation! He also lives in a 'Biblecave' (I shit you not). Here's how to make a helmet of salvation for yourself, so that neither Doubting Thomases nor alien mind-control devices will be able to penetrate your unshakeable faith. Somehow teaching kids to ignore arguments that don't fit with an absurdly narrow interpretation of their religion just seems so predictable and transparent that it's got to shake some believer's head out of the sand.


Of course, when Bibleman can't pull your little rugrats out of the reality-based community, there's always Dance Dance Resurrection!


[Via Red Ferret Journal and BoingBoing]