I don't know what to say about this. Um, yeah, this guy makes Songs to Wear Pants To. He'll take any email you send him and make a song out of it. Pretty great idea, if you ask me. You didn't, but you could.
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Holy Frijoles, Batman! Just when you thought Friendster couldn't be more passe and useless, it becomes...wait for it....ever so slightly less passe and useless! Dodgeball allows you to integrate Friendster/Orkut/Tribe/generic YASNS into your cell phone--it'll tell you that the girl winking at you from the other side of the bar is Loose Lucy, to whom you're connected through Jimbo the Wino (your friend). Presumably you then call Jimbo *real quick* to get the lowdown on her favorite Beatle for conversational purposes and to make sure she doesn't have herpes before waltzing on over.
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