It must have been something he ate. A less-than-alive sperm whale exploded in Taiwan due to buildup of decomposition-related gases while it was being trucked through the city. Shops and bystanders--who were apparently on hand to "experience the size" of the whale's 5-foot penis--were drenched in blood and half-rotted entrails. That'll teach 'em. I'm pretty sure if we had dropped moldering whale corpses ready to pop on Iraq, we could have had Saddam's surrender in a matter of minutes.Thar she blows! Dead whale explodes.