From Gossiping Bitches, a new study finds Britons Can't Rap:

"'in most facets of hip-hop, British people scored the lowest worldwide. In fact, in the areas of 'Respecting One's Gangsta' and 'Keeping It Real', the British subjects barely even registered...It doesn't mean that the United Kingdom is completely devoid of culture, though. England is still first in crumpets, cute slang terms for feces, and those nifty bowler derbies that I always see on BBC television."

This all despite Ali G and Dizzee Rascal (btw what the fuck kind of gangsta name is that anyway).