What if God's a real dumbass? This group would like to see the Ohio Board of Indoctrination require teachers to present 3 different natural history viewpoints to their pupils:
1. Evolution: natural processes, all of which are scientifically verified and nearly impossible to deny, resulted in life as we know it.
2. Intelligent Creationism: some really badass ectoplamic divinity created the earth and all yo' peeps with a coherent design in mind.
3. Unintelligent Creationism: the universe was created by a fairly dumb, Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel-type God, and the overall crappiness of the world reflects his failure. That's probably why you can't get a date.Unintelligent Design Network, Inc.